Update, August 21: Holy crap. It's really gonna be over soon. S Original story follows.
—this much we knew—but after years of silence Team Cherry is finally saying something. Not , not via an advertisement for a handheld console, but an actual, honest-to-Hornet announcement. Like, on its YouTube channel and everything.
A quick jaunt over to my favourite den of chaos, , already sees a 21-minute old thread with over 2,500 upvotes already blaring: "CODE RED, CODE RED, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL."
There's even been an official message from the Dreamers—uh, they , it's a long story: "48 HOURS REMAIN. SILKSKONGERS, THIS IS IT! IT'S NOT BAIT! IT'S OVER! THEY BROKE THE SILENCE! SOME EXPECTED RADIO SILENCE EVEN AFTER THE DATE WAS REVEALED! BUT NAY! THIS IS IT! SKONGERS, WE HAVE WON!"
"This feels surreal tbh," writes a sentimental , "can't comprehend that this is the last 48 hours of skonging before whatever this is. We were here my friends." Just below them, user : "Cumming."
The rest of the Reddit's filled with eager players snapping footage of the booth, which I'll share here for posterity's sake. I'm not there myself—my colleagues are—but they've played around 30 minutes and In the meantime, feast your eyes:
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I'm a little giddy myself, being honest. It's been such a tremendously [[link]] wild and weird ride to get here. , countless , thousands of , and that . And now our end is near, we've reached the final skurtain. A refrain echoing into forever, the song of silk, the endless skong. It's been an honour.

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