Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Live-Action Sonic The Hedgehog Movie_ Winners!

Last week I asked our Photoshop-savvy readers for live-action Sonic The Hedgehog. They gave me gold. Sorry, Sony, but there’s no way your live-action/animated Sonic movie will be half as entertaining as these winning entries. I’ve not laughed out loud this many times since I started running the weekly Kotaku ‘Shop Contest. Seriously, my sides hurt. The overwhelming hilarity and absurdity made it incredibly hard to pick a winner this week, so I gathered a group of potential winners, and let my wife decide. My wife, the Wes Anderson fan. Antoineandtheblows really lucked out with that decision. Just a super slot simple word swap, a few pasted bits, and bam.cnx.cmd.push(function(){cnx({"playerId":"e3616d04-4972-4839-a63a-c6975e2e9731","settings":{"advertising":{"macros":{"AD_UNIT":"/23178111854/od.kotaku.com/article","CHILD_UNIT":"article","POST_ID":"1594333289","POST_TYPE":"post","CHANNEL":"uncategorized","SECTION":"","SUBSECTION":"","CATEGORIES":"uncategorized","TAGS":"","NOP":"0"},"timeBeforeFirstAd":0}}}).render("cnx-player-main")}); As for the rest of this week’s winners — I’m sure I’d enjoy each of these more than whatever Sony comes up with. Excellent job, my friends. William Harvey — for the nightmares. [A] — for making me look this up. Cutthroat Bill — for doing Forrest Gump Huenchu — for going the extra mile (fast) Nick-o-lass — because it almost fits. Bizwax — for Bill Murray’s best screen performance Ginger Snap — because all they’d need is foam heads Clutchy — though he’s anything but usual Danihound — because this would be an improvement uscg_pa — because I want this now, dammit JustWaitingForAMate — for another movie I’d probably enjoy ahoihoi — for kicking it old school Iconoclast24 — for I too would like to see this movie HookHandCarDoor — for making me remember this movie was a thing Cartoonivore — first time’s the charm Septemtriones — for the sheer what the fuck? Chrury Sanson — because I am pretty sure this is what the actual movie will be kflebeda — nicely done! SonicWarriorTJ — for being so subtle NinostheBOSS n98 — for almost, but not quite CheekyDesign — for blue Uma chest Gretnablue — for setting the mood turtlejosh — for getting Sonic married Alex — wasn’t this already a real movie? RickyTheVoice — for appropriate use of twisted Sonic GiantBoyDetective — because he had a plan. He had a plan. Arch Duke Maxyenko — for the beef arniejolt — because I know why he chose which head went where Saulsalsa — for getting it right the second time Dylan Sunkel — for the placement of that spring platform alone F50!! — for the enthusiasm MrDeadScott — because I just now got it sciteach — because that hat looks awfully silly Tom Bomb — for making me all misty-eyed curugon — for a movie starring Zak Efron, Rihanna and Sir Ben Kingsly SubieRoo — for keeping the dream alive And finally… Antoineandtheblows — for the win Come back tomorrow for another exciting contest, and perhaps I’ll finally get around to that other thing folks z16 ทางเข้า keep asking about.